teapots-and-traditions:

Windows 98 Screensavers

I used to think the haunted house one was the best thing ever. It was on my dad’s old work laptop and I would sit there admiring it for ages.

fishingboatproceeds:

arockettopigfarts:

Oh, John.

Seriously, though. I was basically Fabio through the entire airport.

Oh. Right. This is tumblr, so none of you know who Fabio is. This guy.

ianbrooks:

Macro-Photogenic Bugs by Melvyn Yeo

It’s a good thing most insects are too small to notice because they’ve simply got way too many legs and pinchy things for my personal calibration. Then there’s people like Melvyn who are determined to get all the glamour angles of those wiggly appendages and throbbing proboscises. Smile for your closeup!

Photog: DeviantArt / Blogspot

mrkittycosplay:

turntechtitfuck:

steelsamurai:

aro-rusco:

theconsultingbitch:

the-little-tardis-that-could:

adora-bloodthirsty:

cicerosexual:

captaincondom:

loliface:

cesarfazat:

kurosu:

phantomdoodler:

Why do you assume I wouldn’t eat twenty-two packs of sugar?

yeah really

this is like those anti-music piracy ads that are like “YOU WOULDN’T STEAL A CAR…”

well shit maybe i would

you don’t know me

The first comment. 

even before seeing the comments

i thought

im pretty sure i would eat 22 packs of sugar thank you

above comment

only 22?

more like 100

This assumption that I wouldn’t eat twenty two packets of sugar offends me greatly.

YOU DON’T KNOW ME

YOU DON’T KNOW MY LIFE

I raise my glass of 20 sugar packs to these comments.

I’m drinking it because it’s easier and faster than eating 22 bags of sugar

I mean duh

^

everyday all the coke in the world 

theshitpeopletweet:

Goodbye friends I am gone.

luigisorchestra:

bowtiesandbiscuits:

15th of March 2012.

Ordered a Caesar Salad today, proceeded to stab it 23 times before consumption. Nobody else found it as hilarious. 

OH MY LORD

I CAN’T EVEN

HISTORY NERDS ARE THE BEST NERDS

emilytea10:

in truly successful relationships no one wears the pants

I can’t tell if this an innuendo or legitimate relationship advice

yannevold:

globalsoftpirka:

blissauthority:

Is that.  Is that a joke about how walls are programmed.

WHY HAVE I NOT SEEN THIS MOVIE.

Oh, right, it’s cause I’m broke.

This is honestly my favourite joke in the whole movie, I freaking lost it the first time I saw it

I was the only person who burst out laughing in the theatre, sigh :’D

the-seascatchfire:

I think everyone misses the fact that Peggy is running towards the grenade as well, Steve just gets there first.